Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
