Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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