His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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