You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Sext me about skeletons
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
