i jhust puked up my retainher.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Two words: nipple clamps
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