and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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