we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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