The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
