Me too!
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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