I feel like I'm in dance class right now
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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