I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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