Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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