I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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