Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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