Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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