I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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