I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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