dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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