Christians are straight up FREAKS
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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