sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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