He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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