Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
