Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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