let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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