if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
