dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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