The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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