She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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