Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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