what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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