David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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