he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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