he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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