Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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