U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
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