I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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