Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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