sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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