id be glad to
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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