??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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