I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Randomize