erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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