your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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