how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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