your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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