can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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