btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I showed him my bush... on skype.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
you had me at cake vodka
I think I sprained my soul last night
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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