Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
So much rum. So many feels.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
try to milk me bitch
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