he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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