He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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