If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
