real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
