I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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